Brockisms

I am so sorry I haven't updated the blog in weeks!  I don't know where time is going but it is flying.  Brock has been talking up a storm lately and boy has he had some interesting things to say!  Here a just a few of  the ingenious things my 2 year has said lately ...

June 16th - I took Brock on a date this morning to see "Horton Hears a Who" at the movie theater. There is a part where a vulture swoops in after Horton.  When this happened, Brock screams out in the theater "SHOOT BIRD, SHOOT BIRD" followed by a very impressive gun noise as he shot the movie screen with his imaginary gun.

June 29th - Brock's prayer tonight: "Dear Jesus, thank you for Daddy, Momma, Soph, Olivia, Jess, Jayhawks, water, fish, and thank you for hot dogs. Amen."

July 1st - Bedtime prayers got cut off when Brock started saying thank you for the walls.  We were about 10 minutes into "thank you for..." of Brock's prayers.  He had already said thank you for my glasses twice amongst other things.  Micah kept interjecting "Amens" until Brock caught on and finally wrapped things up.  His prayers are so awesome.

July 2nd - This morning Brock was standing at the open fridge and said "Beer?" "No Brock, there is no beer in there." He paused for a second and looked around some more and looked at me inquisitively "Wine?" What the heck! He's 2!! For the record - there is no alcohol in our fridge!!

July 2nd - Tonight I took a shower with Brock and Sophie. When I opened my eyes from washing my hair, Brock was PEEING on Sophie!! I squealed, picked Soph up and started rinsing her off. "No Brock, we don't pee-pee on Sophie!" He replied very matter-of-factly "Sophie sit here" (as he pointed to where he'd being taking a whiz) 2 year old logic is amazing - obviously it's Sophies fault for crawling within his pee radius!